Lady Macbeth

I've been dead for a year y'all!!! So much has happened, let me tell ya. First I got into Hell due to well, you know the whole shabam, anyways as I was saying, I got into Hell and Satan and I just couldn't stand each other but as time went on we became besties, we're like Co-directors now haha, I can go into his office and have access to everything and everyone, isn't this amazing?!!! We have been mischieving and making life Hell for others, you know, the usual. I haven't found my dear Mac yet so I don't know what he's up to, the only thing I know for sure is that he's dead and beheaded, maybe he's the new Headless Horseman or his apprentice, who knows!? I have been watching King Malcolm and his kingdom and just as I predicted his kingship has been honorary and for the benefit of his kingdom, what a great guy, I can't even remember why I hated him. Oh, wait a minute, that's right, it was because I wanted Mac to be the king because of th...

I thought I was strong, but the agony was stronger. The way I was living wasn't life, it was completely Hell. So I did the best thing I could think of: commit suicide. I am now walking among the living and I can see and know everything, how crazy!? When Macbeth received the news of my death I felt betrayed and hurt, that little mewling rump-fed lewdster said that it was something that ought to happen sooner or later. You would think he would be more emotional about my death since he loved me so much to the point that he did as I pleased. Malcolm, Macduff, Ross and the rest of the cavalry returned to Scotland and murdered my sweet Mac, he thought he was invincible because the tottering ill-breeding witches told him that "no man born of woman would ever be able to defeat him," but while battling with Macduff he revealed to my Mac that he was pulled away from his mother's guts in a c-section, so technically he wasn't born of woman. My Mac's confidence fell to th...

Last time I checked Lady Macduff had only dissappeared, now word has been going around of the tragedy that she went through, she has been brutally murdered with all her children, while Macduff was away trying to convince Malcolm to come and take away from my husband the throne he abdicated. HOW IRONIC!🙄🙄🙄 Besides that I don't know much, apparently I've been sleepwalking and sleep talking.. I surely hope I didn't say anything I wasn't suppose to talk about; however, I do remember something about a spot, a damned spot to be more specific. I can't be more specific about it, but all I will say is that no matter how good I washed my hands it just wouldn't come out! How tedious. I truly hope that this all would come to an end soon, this way of life isn't life, it's misery, and I can't stand it anymore. I think that my sweet Macbeth will go to battle and come victorious, or at least that's what the witches said, we know that we can't truly trus...